Squirrel Secret Society Doormat, Ranch or HQ
Squirrel Secret Society Doormat: Ranch or HQ, Hand-Painted
Who it's for: For the person who already talks to squirrels like they're coworkers.
The squirrel on your fence line has a title. You don't know it, but he does. Somewhere there's an org chart, a mission statement, and a very tiny building fund, and the whole operation runs on a level of bureaucracy no acorn hoard could possibly justify.
Enter the squirrel doormat, hand-painted, in two flavors: Ranch (rustic, brand-forward, thinks in cattle-drive metaphors) or HQ (glass conference room energy, but for rodents). Choose your border, Greek Key reads properly institutional, and the whole thing ships ready to install at your porch's new corporate address. It's also a genuinely great gift for the pet parent in your life.
Available in eco coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir works best covered, out of direct weather, and the rubber can be hosed down between board meetings.
We started this whole custom-doormat category in 2009, original, not a knockoff of a knockoff. Woven naturally, still not stiff.
