The squirrel on your fence line has a title. You don't know it, but he does. Somewhere there's an org chart, a mission statement, and a very tiny building fund, and the whole operation runs on a level of bureaucracy no acorn hoard could possibly justify.
Enter the squirrel doormat, hand-painted, in two flavors: Ranch (rustic, brand-forward, thinks in cattle-drive metaphors) or HQ (glass conference room energy, but for rodents). Available in 8 coir sizes, from a compact 12x26 up through the Colossal 36x72, coir being the pick if your entryway's covered and out of direct weather. Want something that shrugs off rain and gets hosed down between board meetings, go all-weather recycled rubber instead. Choose your border, Greek Key reads properly institutional, and the whole thing ships ready to install at your porch's new corporate address. It's also, not coincidentally, a genuinely great gift for the person in your life who already talks to squirrels like they're coworkers.
We started this whole custom-doormat category in 2009, original, not a knockoff of a knockoff. Woven naturally, still not stiff. If you need help picking a size, Perogi (our chatbot, also a very good pug) is standing by, or read "How Do I Choose a Doormat?"
