Y'all are free to leave whenever you want

No pressure. No hard feelings. This doormat lets guests know the exit is right where they came in.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the Southern host with a polite smile and a short fuse. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?