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WELCOME to my Home on Whore Island™ Anchorman doormat

$39.99

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Choose from "Welcome" or "Go Back"

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Why don't you go back to your Home on Whore Island! Or join me on mine? Your choice. Literally, choose from "Welcome" or "Go Back". This funny, rude   Anchorman doormat will bring peals of joy.

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