WELCOME to my Home on Whore Island™ Anchorman doormat

$39.99

choose hand painted or long lasting FLOCKED materials

Choose from "Welcome" or "Go Back"

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Why don't you go back to your Home on Whore Island! Or join me on mine? Your choice. Literally, choose from "Welcome" or "Go Back". This funny, rude   Anchorman doormat will bring peals of joy.

We are offering some Best Sellers in either our traditional Hand Painted OR our NEW FLOCKED mats.

*Flocked mats are a short term trial, so get one now before they are gone!

COCO mats vs ALL WEATHER mats

COCO mats are all natural coconut fiber doormats with traditional stiff bristles.These need to be kept away from direct sun & rain.

ALL WEATHER mats are 100% synthetic, safe to be exposed to rain

HAND PAINTED: We have painted over 30,000 doormats by hand. These need to be kept away from direct sun & rain.

FLOCKED: The text on these mats is HEAVY DUTY. They can take anything you have, snow, rain everything! 

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

Want to save $$$? Up to 6 mats ship for one low, flat rate in the continental USA. Get your posse together & save! ◎[▪‿▪]◎ 

Still unsure? See what these happy customers have to say

Don’t see quite what your intended would be in to? Contact us, we do customs!

 

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