There's no place like home, so go there! Go Away doormat
$59.95
Go home doormat: there's no place like home, so go there
Who it's for: For the homebody who loves you but loves the couch more.
Dorothy had it right. Go home. This rude go away doormat quotes Oz and points guests back toward their own front door.
Choose natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir suits a covered porch, and the all-weather version can be hosed off anywhere.