Every home needs a doormat- make yours Damn Good! 

Doormats are the perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, weddings, housewarmings and the hard to shop for. From funny doormats to nerdy welcome mats- personalized, sustainable coir doormats for everybody!

Ship up to 6 painted doormats in the Continental USA for $15.95. An UNLIMITED number of FLOCKED doormats ship for that same flat rate!

SWIRLS no admittance except on party business JRR Tolkien shire doormat

$39.99

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Is your home The Shire? Do you have a place in your Hobbit heart for the words of JRR Tolkien? Us too! This "No admittance except on party business" doormat will express your inner geek right there on your porch.

Get it without the swirls HERE

We have so many nerdy doormats to choose from! Dungeons & Dragons, Star Wars, Tolkien, Ghostbusters, so much. Every home needs a doormat, they make perfect nerd housewarming gifts!

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Reviews

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Reviewed by Sarah O'Shea on Oct 2, 2018
Love my new door mat!! Looks great and feels very sturdy as well. Thank you guys! I will be back! Thank you Sarah!!!! You’ve made our day
no admittance except on party business Tolkien Hobbit Lotr doormat
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Reviewed by Kathryn C on Sep 6, 2017
Awesome door mat! Very sturdy and seems like it should hold up over time. The design is nice and sharp. Got here on time and looks great! Will definitely order from this shop again!- Kathryn C
no admittance except on party business Tolkien Hobbit Lotr doormat