Welcome to the mermaid hood

Fins up, glitter on. This doormat welcomes guests to a house where everyone's a little bit mermaid and nobody apologizes for the sparkle. Queer-friendly, beach-friendly and main-character approved.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the friend who owns a mermaid tail blanket, or the one who wears one to Pride. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?