Protected by Fuck around and Find out Surveillance doormat
$59.95
Fuck around and find out doormat: protected by surveillance
Who it's for: For the friend with a doorbell camera and a short fuse.
The only security system you need. This rude doormat warns would-be troublemakers exactly how this ends.
Choose natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir should stay covered, and the rubber survives rain and your in-laws. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009.
