Welcome to Austin, Texas. Please don't move here.

Keep Austin weird and keep the moving trucks out. This rude doormat greets visitors with local honesty.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the native Austinite who remembers when rent was reasonable. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?