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Scottish signage for the front door. This funny doormat points guests the right way, in case they weren't sure.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the Scot abroad and pair it with Way Oot on the inside. It's a Last Chance design: once these sell out, we're not making more. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?