Waxed, vaxxed, relaxed

Ready for summer and fully protected. This funny vaccine doormat is for anyone who came out of lockdown smooth and boosted.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. Give it to the friend who booked a wax and a booster in the same week. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?