Welcome to the zoo

Kids, pets and noise, all on exhibit. This funny doormat warns guests they're walking into a full zoo.

Check the size menu for materials and sizes. Measure your door first; the mat won't forgive you if you don't. Give it to the family of six with two dogs and a hamster nobody remembers buying. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?