Welcome! I hope you brought vodka

Bring a bottle or bring a good excuse. This funny vodka doormat sets the house rules at the front step.

Check the size menu for the materials and sizes this design comes in. Give it to the cocktail hour host and the friend with a freezer full of vodka. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?