Vigilant eyes spot fascist lies. A rhyme you can chant, printed where the mail carrier, the canvasser and the neighbor all have to read it. Not subtle. Not trying to be. It suits the house that already has the sign in the yard and wants the door to match.

Pick eco-friendly coir from coconut husks (keep it covered, out of sun and rain) or all-weather recycled rubber that takes a hose and lives anywhere. Coir comes in 8 sizes, and this line reads best at 24x36 and up. It makes a good gift for the friend who goes to every march and brings the extra poster board.

The yard sign has a friend now. Need help choosing? Let Tammy Sandwiches, our Doormat Guide Dog, fetch your mats, or read How Do I Choose a Doormat?

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