Welcome to Mordor: Tolkien doormat

One does not simply walk into your house. This Lord of the Rings doormat warns guests they're entering Mordor, which may be accurate depending on the state of the kitchen.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. It's a nerdy gift for Tolkien fans, teenagers' bedrooms and anyone whose home has a slightly dark lord energy. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?