There's nothing here worth dying for funny doormat

There's nothing here worth dying for funny redneck doormat
There's nothing here worth dying for funny doormat
There's nothing here worth dying for funny doormat
There's nothing here worth dying for funny doormat
There's nothing here worth dying for funny doormat
There's nothing here worth dying for funny redneck doormat There's nothing here worth dying for funny doormat There's nothing here worth dying for funny doormat There's nothing here worth dying for funny doormat There's nothing here worth dying for funny doormat

There's nothing here worth dying for funny doormat

$59.95
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There's nothing here worth dying for

A friendly note to anyone thinking about breaking in. This rude doormat makes them rethink the plan.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the rural homeowner, the gun owner or the neighbor with a very loud dog. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?

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