Beer o'clock doormat

It's five o'clock somewhere, and right now it's here. This funny beer doormat announces happy hour at your front door, so guests know to bring a six-pack and skip the small talk.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the homebrewer, the tailgate captain or the dad who keeps a mini fridge in the garage. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?