Thank you and goodbye

Thanks for coming. Now go. This rude doormat handles the hardest part of hosting for you.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the host who loves company for about two hours. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?