Live, laugh, lobotomy

The farmhouse sign, after a rough year. This rude dolphin doormat is for anyone who needs something darker by the door.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the friend with a dark sense of humor and a full therapy calendar. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?

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