Take a hike, get outside or go away

Plenty of options and none of them involve coming in. This witty doormat sends visitors on a nice long walk.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the trail runner, the camper and the homebody who'd rather you went outside. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?