Stay... leave.

It starts friendly, then thinks better of it. This welcome and unwelcome doormat changes its mind halfway through.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the host who loves company for exactly one hour. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?