Star Wars Welcome to the Dark Side
Star Wars doormat: welcome to the dark side
Who it's for: For the Vader fan who answers the door in the cape.
Your neighbor waves from the sidewalk. You wave back, all sunshine, very normal homeowner energy. Then they get close enough to actually read the mat and the wave turns into a nervous laugh, because your front step just told them the truth: welcome to the dark side. We have cookies. We also have zero patience for a boring beige entryway, so if the Force is strong with your sense of humor, this door is officially yours now.
Available in eco coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir works best covered, out of sun and rain, and the rubber can be hosed off and left out anywhere.
It's an even better gift for the Star Wars nerd who already owns too many funny rugs and needs exactly one more. We invented the rude/sarcastic doormat industry back in 2009, before every other outdoor welcome rug on the internet started copying the bit, so consider this the original dark side, not a knockoff.
