Galactic Empire Nerdy Doormat
$59.95
Galactic Empire doormat: this property is monitored
Who it's for: For the Star Wars fan who files a report on every pair of shoes that crosses the porch.
The Empire is watching. Specifically, your front step. A stormtrooper has filed exactly seven reports on your porch traffic, visitor footwear status, and overall aesthetic compliance. Grade: unsatisfactory. They're still coming back though because your welcome mat is objectively excellent and hilarious.
Available in natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir works best covered, out of direct sun and rain, and the rubber can be hosed off and left out anywhere.
Free US shipping on every order. Coir ships within 2 business days, all-weather can take up to 5 more.
