This Property Monitored by the Galactic Empire Doormat — A Nerdy Welcome Mat With Imperial Oversight
Somewhere on your front step, a stormtrooper is filing a report. Visitor approaching. Shoes: questionable. Intentions: unclear. This Property Monitored by the Galactic Empire — and unlike the actual Empire, this surveillance operation has excellent taste, zero budget for a Death Star, and a 100% chance of making your nerdiest friend snort before they even knock.
Pick your weapon. Our natural coir Galactic Empire doormat is the classic — thick, bristly, ruthless on mud, and happiest in a covered spot out of the sun & rain. It comes in 8 sizes, from apartment-door small to grand French-door statement piece. Want one that laughs at weather? The all-weather recycled rubber version lives anywhere, shrugs off rain, and hoses right off. Either way it's a stupidly good gift for the sci-fi obsessive, the just-moved-in friend, or the person who already owns three lightsabers and no welcome mat.
Add it to your cart and let the surveillance begin. Not sure which size or material suits your door? Ask Perogi, our very good pug of a chatbot, or read How Do I Choose a Doormat? We've been making custom sarcastic doormats since 2009 — we basically invented the genre, so your front step is in capable (if slightly evil) hands.
