Go away, you should: rude Yoda doormat

Strong with this one, your desire to be left alone is. This Star Wars Yoda doormat tells visitors to buzz off in a language every Jedi understands. Solicitors, you should not. Neighbors with casseroles, maybe.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. It's a funny gag gift for Star Wars fans and introverts who'd rather stay home with the original trilogy. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?