Prolly downy ocean, Hon! Funny Baltimore Maryland doormat



Prolly downy ocean, Hon! This funny nautical Baltimore doormat is perfect home decor for your beach house in Rehoboth or Ocean City. For those in the know on Balmerese. We have our own special language here. (:

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Reviewed by Jennifer Scott on Mar 8, 2020
Are you actually selling any of the mats with the rat on them? Baltimoreans were insulted by what the President said. This isn't funny. I am promoting your website link on my Facebook and Twitter page because of the other great Baltimore mats you feature. You should seriously consider removing this item. Hi Jennifer- Thank you for sharing my Baltimore style! I have lived in Baltimore since 1986 and have been selling the "Stay Classy Baltimore" doormat since 2009 to the delight of Baltimoreans with not one comment against it until the recent debacle. You shouldn't let the words of that bloviating gasbag get to you. Have you not seen John Waters' "Desperate Living"? I thoroughly enjoy my trashy city! I would write to you directly, but your name is not coming up in my order files or newsletter. best wishes, Spoon
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