Shirts on, pants off

The work-from-home dress code. This funny doormat is for Zoom pros who are only dressed from the waist up.

Pick natural coir, from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal, for a covered entry, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") for a porch that gets rain. Give it to the remote worker who hasn't worn real pants since 2020. This one is on its way out of our lineup and won't be coming back. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?