Note to self: let shit go

Read it every morning. This rude mantra doormat is a reminder you can wipe your feet on, along with whatever happened yesterday.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the overthinker and the friend still mad about something from 2009. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?