Nobody in Congress needs an opinion on anybody's anatomy. That's the whole argument, and this Separate Cooch and State doormat makes it at the door, no bumper required.

Pick eco-friendly coir from coconut husks for a covered porch, out of direct sun and rain, or all-weather recycled rubber that hoses clean and lives anywhere. Coir comes in 8 sizes, and the phrase reads best at 24x36 and up. We started printing doormats with opinions in 2009 and haven't run out. A pro-choice gift for the friend who works the polls and the neighbor who needs to see it.

Visitors are welcome. Opinions about your body are not. Picking a size? Let Tammy Sandwiches, our Doormat Guide Dog, fetch your mats, or read How Do I Choose a Doormat?

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