Sell the house. Sell the car. Sell the kids.

The Apocalypse Now line for anyone done with the daily grind. This movie quote doormat says it at the door.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. Give it to the war movie buff and the parent who's had a very long week. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?