Hasta la vista, baby

The Terminator's goodbye, aimed at whoever's leaving your porch. This doormat sends visitors off with an Arnold accent.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the 80s action fan who still says "I'll be back" every time they leave. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?