How are you, in Glaswegian

A proper Glasgow greeting at the door. This Scottish doormat is for natives, expats and anyone who can do the accent after a pint.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. Give it to the Glaswegian who moved away and still says it the old way. This one is on its way out of our lineup and won't be coming back. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?