We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

Oscar Wilde on a doormat. This literary welcome mat is for dreamers, readers and English majors.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the retiring English teacher and the friend with a Wilde quote on every bookmark. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?