No Soliciting Doormat That Says the Quiet Part Out Loud
There's a knock. It's the guy with the clipboard and the aggressively upbeat energy, here to talk to you about your electric bill, your soul, or a subscription to something. You look down. So does he. Your NO SOLICITING doormat has already handled the intro — and underneath, in letters he cannot un-read, it adds Seriously Fuck Off. You never said a word. The mat is fluent in the thing you're too polite to say out loud.
Now pick your poison. Sustainable eco coir comes in 8 sizes, from a tiny 12"x26" up to a colossal 36"x72", and it's happiest on a covered porch, out of the sun andamp; rain. Rather hose it off and forget about it? Go all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing — it takes anywhere, any season, any weather you throw at it. Either way it's the housewarming gift that earns a real cackle instead of a polite "oh… thanks," which makes it roughly the most regift-proof present at the party.
Grab yours and let your front door do the talking. Not sure which size or material fits your entry? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant and a very good pug, or read How Do I Choose a Doormat? Fair warning while you're deciding: we invented the rude doormat back in 2009. Everybody else selling one now is just wiping their feet on our welcome mat.
Looks great. Love the rubber backing, no sliding around on the painted porch. Hope they get the message. Keep up the good work.