This is my ranch and I do as I damn please

Ranch rules, posted at the gate. This farmhouse doormat is for homesteaders and folks who don't take orders.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the rancher, the hobby farmer and the Yellowstone fan. It's a Last Chance design: once these sell out, we're not making more. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?