Make America Great Britain Again

Tea, queues and a monarchy, back where they belong. This funny anglophile doormat is for Americans who wish 1776 had gone differently.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the Britcom fan and the friend who says cheers instead of thanks. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?