Somebody finally printed the real dictionary entry, and it's sitting on your porch. LOVE 

Get it in eco coir — 8 sizes, from a scrappy little welcome mat up to a full double door spread, happiest tucked under a porch roof and out of direct sun and rain — or go all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing if your entryway takes a beating and needs a hose-down instead of babying. It's one of our more honest humorous door mats: built for real weather, real dishes, and real people who forgive each other for both. Makes one hell of a wedding, anniversary, or "we survived another year of your snoring" gift for the couple who'd rather laugh than get flowers.

Set it down, wipe your damn feet, and let the dictionary do the talking for once. Not sure which style fits your vibe? Let Tammy sniff out your match, or check How Do I Choose a Doormat? — she's judgment-free, unlike your mother-in-law. Once it's on your porch, here's how to care for your doormat.