leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here™ Home Alone doormat


Sizes from medium 18“ x 30“ up to double wide 24“ x 60“


Age is a state of mind, not the body. So if you already feel like a grumpy old man shaking a fist at the state of the world, then this unwelcome doormat will help you live your life in peace. Or maybe you’re just a 7-year-old that is Home Alone in need of a pizza. Either way, the doormat works.- featured in the article about  funny doormats on Awesomestuff365

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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