Abandon hope all ye who enter here

Dante's welcome to the Inferno, with a red Knights Templar shield. This gothic doormat is for history buffs and gloomy households.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the goth, the medievalist and the in-laws you love to scare. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?