Oh shit! Not you again (italic)

The same rude welcome, written in fancy italic script so it looks like it belongs on a country club porch. It doesn't.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the friend who has one neighbor who always drops by, and loves them anyway. Mostly. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?