Fuck off, hoser: Canadian doormat

Canadians are famously polite. This mat is not. The Fuck Off, Hoser doormat brings Great White North attitude to your porch with a rude welcome that would make Bob and Doug McKenzie proud. Take off, eh. We mean it.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Perfect for the Canadian who's tired of being called nice, or anyone who's ever been stuck behind a hoser in the Tim Hortons drive-thru. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?