If you're looking for a sign, this is it

Here's your sign. This funny doormat gives indecisive guests the push they were waiting for.

Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. Give it to the friend who overthinks everything and asks the group chat before every decision. It's a Last Chance design: once these sell out, we're not making more. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?