I mustache you to remove your shoes

A pun with a request attached. This mustache doormat asks your guests to take their shoes off, and it twirls the ask so nobody can be mad about it.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. It's a funny shoes off mat for clean freaks, beard guys and dads who love a terrible pun. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?