I hope you like rats doormat

I hope you like rats doormat

$59.95
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Rat doormat: I hope you like rats

Who it's for: For the rat person who would rather you find out at the door than at dinner.

Somebody's about to knock, and this mat gets there first. "I hope you like rats" isn't a warning — it's a vibe check. Hesitate, and they weren't invited anyway. Laugh, and come on in — the door's open and the rats are, allegedly, friendly.

Available in eco coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir likes a covered spot out of sun and rain, and the rubber backing is non-slip and hoses clean. Either way it's a damn good entry mat, and a genuinely great gift for the person whose porch needs more personality and fewer expectations.

Buy it, put it down, watch people's faces. That's the whole product.

If you don’t see exactly what you have in mind, we love designing custom welcome mats! CONTACT US

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Julia
Oct 12, 2026
★★★★★

my doormat came super quick and its great quality!

Alia
Mar 17, 2024
★★★★★

Love it! I've gotten many comments on it.

Sara
Dec 2, 2023
★★★★★

I purchased this mat for my friend/rat mom, and she loved it! She also says thank you for the hand written note!

City Dogs - Laura
Oct 15, 2022
★★★★★

It's absolutely perfect, and really gives our visitors the only information they need before entering the house.

Drucilla
Dec 14, 2013
★★★★★

Very well made and very prompt shipping!! Highly recommend this shop!

Bob
Feb 16, 2012
★★★★★

My neighbors hate me, but I am exceedingly happy for my little welcome home friend :-)

Tarina
Dec 26, 2011
★★★★★

I love this doormat! So unique, great design, and excellent quality. Thanks so much! Thanks too for shipping it so quickly.

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