I hope you like mice

Fair warning: there are mice. This funny doormat greets guests with a squeak, perfect for Halloween or for pet mouse owners year round.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. Give it to the rodent lover or the host who wants guests a little nervous. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?