For fox's sake, wipe your feet

A polite request, almost. This funny fox doormat asks guests to wipe their feet without actually swearing at them.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. It's a gift for fox lovers, woodland decor fans and parents who've perfected the not-quite-swear. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?