House rules: ain't never gonna be none

A rulebook with zero rules. This funny doormat is for the house where anything goes and usually does.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the cool aunt, the fun uncle and the roommates who never assigned chores. This one is on its way out of our lineup and won't be coming back. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?