Home is where the pug, beer or pizza is

Pick your truth: pug, beer or pizza. This funny doormat admits what actually makes a house a home, and none of it is a throw pillow.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the pug parent, the home brewer or the friend who has a favorite pizza place on speed dial. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?