Here to fuck shit up

Brennan and Dale's mission statement, posted at the door. This Step Brothers doormat warns visitors what kind of house this is.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the friend who can quote the whole movie, bunk beds and all. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?