Hello, YOU

Two words, delivered with unsettling charm. This doormat greets guests the way a certain TV bookstore manager would.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. Give it to the friend who binged the whole series in a weekend and the true crime fan with a dark sense of humor. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?