Goat away, we're not kidding™

A goat pun with real attitude. This go-away doormat tells guests the goats aren't the only ones who bite.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the goat farmer and the homesteader who hates surprise visitors. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?