Monty Python doormat: Go away, or I will taunt you a second time

Who it's for: For the Python fan who can recite the whole castle scene, cows and all.

The French guard from Monty Python and the Holy Grail has your door covered. This nerdy doormat insults visitors with style.

Check the size menu for materials and sizes. Measure your door first; the mat won't forgive you if you don't. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one.

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